H Things I'd Do With $800

I'm old friends with a hip hop philosopher who goes by the name Pilgrem  Pilgrem use to say "I feel like $800," and at first it didn't seem like very much money,  but then I thought about it, and anything more than that is just ridiculous. No one needs more than $800 at any given time. So here are h things I'd do with $800.

a. buy shoes (basketball or fancy)

b. eat oysters (oysters right before sex is prettyyy not bad)

c. look at the internet

d. get $37 dollars in American one dollar bills, and throw them in my dad's face. (I owe him $50)

e. buy a headband (fancy or basketball)

f. get my tail light fixed

g. book a dentist appointment

h. drink more water