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Season 2%

Season 2%

I was “let go” from the dairy a while back. They didn’t give me specifics, but I don’t have enough fingers and toes to count the reasons why they may have fired me. It was best to just walk away. So I took some time to go beyond the milk, and find myself.

After a long time gone, I’m ready again to deliver milk and music. While I was gone the last thing I wanted to do was to speak into a microphone, singing seemed fine though. You ever hear yourself talk? Gross. Also, I got a dog, so taking care of him seemed to fill that nurturing void I use to fill by tending to all of you. But I’ve built up such a pile of songs that I’m dying to share in the home of rock and roll, so I went out and got my own truck. 

Now I’M the boss. So you all have to play by my rules. I know how before when I’d pick you up I didn’t give a shit what you did, but now that it’s my property there will be no romping around. Respect my space, and I’ll continue to share bootlegged content with you. It’s good to be home.

Love,

The Milkman

H Things I'd Do With $800

I'm old friends with a hip hop philosopher who goes by the name Pilgrem  Pilgrem use to say "I feel like $800," and at first it didn't seem like very much money,  but then I thought about it, and anything more than that is just ridiculous. No one needs more than $800 at any given time. So here are h things I'd do with $800.

a. buy shoes (basketball or fancy)

b. eat oysters (oysters right before sex is prettyyy not bad)

c. look at the internet

d. get $37 dollars in American one dollar bills, and throw them in my dad's face. (I owe him $50)

e. buy a headband (fancy or basketball)

f. get my tail light fixed

g. book a dentist appointment

h. drink more water

I Never Have To Go To Bed Again

It's been one month since I quit my truck driving gig. Now my job is driving a minivan around the country trying to get people's attention. So far I've gotten pretty good at keeping costs low. Breakfast is usually a hard boiled egg and a piece of toast, beans for lunch, and dinner has been weird medley's of instant food. I'm trying to eat cucumbers and apples when I can so I don't get scurvy. 

Tour starts on Thursday. It's only 2 weeks,  but the prairies are harsh when the snow starts falling.. I could die. It's possible. I'll keep posting, now that I'm a blogger and podcaster I can express myself about important issues concerning you and your family.

Recipe for Krichiban

1 box of Kraft Dinner, I pack of Ichiban. Put 'em together. Enjoy.